HELLo, inernet!

You know who they are.

They. Are. Guilty.

How so? Well, the fall of man is imminent. The true front face of Kentucky Fried Chicken, a whale shark. He who talks is punished with stones. They. Are. Guilty.

Let there be light! And let there be the italic version of light!

By the behest of the people at Neocities, here's how they uploaded a photographic material:

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